220+ Funny Insect Jokes That Make Creepy Crawlers Hilarious

If you’ve ever felt a little squeamish around bugs, don’t worry—you’re not alone! But with the right sense of humor, even the creepiest critters can become a source of laughter. Our collection of Insect Jokes turns ants, spiders, and other tiny crawlers into the stars of hilarious punchlines. From clever puns to silly one-liners, these Insect Jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh.

Whether you’re sharing a giggle with friends or brightening up a dull day, these jokes show that insects aren’t just creepy—they’re comedy gold. Packed with more than 220 side-splitting examples, our Insect Jokes range from witty wordplay to outrageous scenarios. Get ready to see bugs in a whole new light as these Insect Jokes make you chuckle, snort, and maybe even appreciate these tiny comedians.

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Why don’t bugs go to church? They’re insects! (in-sects!) 🦗
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰
Why was the insect so good at baseball? It was a fly catcher! ⚾
What’s an insect’s favorite subject? Moth-ematics! 📚
Why did the fly never land on the computer? He was afraid of the World Wide Web! 💻
What do you call an insect that’s always complaining? A grumble bee! 🐝
Why don’t ants get sick? They have little anty-bodies! 🐜
What’s a bee’s favorite haircut? A buzz cut! ✂️
Why did the insect go to the doctor? It had a bug! 🏥
What do you call a sophisticated insect? A refined moth-er! 🎩
What do you call a fashionable insect? A trend-setter-pillar! 👗
Why don’t bugs play sports? They might get swatted! 🏐
What’s a mosquito’s favorite sport? Skin diving! 🏊
How do you find a spider on the internet? Check the web! 🌐
What do bees chew? Bumble gum! 🍬
Why are ants so smart? They have lots of ant-swers! 🧠
What’s an insect’s favorite dessert? Flies cream! 🍦
Why did the insect love school? It was a bookworm! 📚
What do you call a magical bug? A fly